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Ned Flanders
Ned's latest remix was Without Me (Eminem) published in issues
26 and 27.
Without Me (Eminem)
Howdy Satan. Real name no gimmicks…
[Beat changes]
Two gay priests go round the outside, round the outside, round
the outside
Two gay priests go round the outside, round the outside, round
the outside
[Homer]
"Dooohh!"
[Ned]
Guess who's back, Shady's crap
He can't rap, so Ned's back
Yeah Ned's back, yeah Ned's back
Yeah Ned's back, yeah Ned's back
Yeah Ned's back, yeah Ned's back
Yeah Ned's back
Verse 1
I've created a Jew, cos nobody wants to
Do Flanders anymore, they want Ned
Clinically thick in the head.
But if you want ned this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of prayed mixed with some candle flicker
It's all about the Christian rappers these days
There's no room for Shady's or Dr. Dre's
Lets face it those guys were a bunch of gays
Look at their life; they're going to hell anyways.
I know your problem Mrs. S
But your husbands too stupid to be blessed
He's too fat, too old, its time to move over
[Marge] Oh look its god
[Ned] 'bout time god told ya
chorus
Now this looks like a job for Ned
So everybody who wets the bed
Lets get this god damn rap song said
cos he slit Maude's through and now she's dead
I said this looks like a job for Ned
So everybody who wets the bed
Lets get this god damn rap song said
cos he slit Maude's through and now she's dead
verse 2
Little hellions, feeling rebellious
Why can't they be quite and listen to Elvis?
If there was ever a lesson. Kids don't do drugs
Just look at Elvis the big fat slug
A missionary, a mission is scary
Converting the Muslims until things get fairy
So sit back and let me work my charms
Of heading everyone into gods arms
It's a disaster. Christianity's plastered
The Popes high on dope
And the high priests are Rasta's
I'm into the front of your pew like bible
I'm Buddha's only rival.
I'm preaching. The besting thing since teaching
I come round to your house holding the bible and screeching
"Attention please" evil dudes I'm coming
Searching out the ones that do Satan's cunning
Nixon and crew are now scared of me
And Bill Gates is hiding in his laboratory
chorus
Now this looks like a job for Ned
So everybody who wets the bed
Lets get this god damn rap song said
cos he slit Maude's through and now she's dead
I said this looks like a job for Ned
So everybody who wets the bed
Lets get this god damn rap song said
cos he slit Maude's through and now she's dead
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